January 14, 2011

Horoscope Havoc...

I just couldn't let this moment pass me by. I'm pretty entertained by the fact that people are literally distraught over their horoscope sign changing or some junk like that.


Yes, I am making fun of all of you right now.


Let's hope that you don't have to get your tattoo redone because of this change.
And let's also hope that you don't become a completely different person because your personality traits, according to your new zodiac sign, are different.
And also that no one sues Seventeen Magazine for telling you your whole life that your lucky month for love is October and that it's best that you lay low in June.
And let's pray that your marriage isn't doomed because now that your husband is a Leo, you guys just really aren't compatible anymore. Although, the court may be willing to annul the marriage because the reason behind the divorce is so legitimate. Maybe you could look into that.


Let's share a few of the statuses that I saw on facebook today:

"So I am pissed about the new zodiac Shiz. I am not a Capricorn, Aquarius is what I am. I'm really bothered."
"um what the hell? They changed the zodiac signs?"
"ok ok ok.. so I am still an aquarius, now I can breathe"
[[and if one of these is your status that I stole, shout out. I still love you most likely]]


Please allow me to share a part of this great article that I found on Yahoo..."Fans of the Zodiac have been bombarded with the unsettling news that their astrological sign may not be what they thought. The horror of switching from Gemini to Taurus had people rushing to the Web for answers, sending searches for "zodiac signs" into the stratosphere."


Unsettling news? The horror of switching from Gemini to Taurus?


Is this really happening right now?
I'm in love. But because my horoscope says that Capricorns are "sweet and sympathetic people," I am willing to take your hand and walk you through this tragic change you are going through. My thoughts are with you my friends. May your stars align.

5 comments:

  1. Hahaha I love this!! I'm glad I'm not the only one who feels this way!!

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  2. Bahahahahaha I posted about the same thing today!!! :) Great minds...

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  3. Natasha I freaking love your guts! I feel the same way!

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  4. hahahaha oh my gosh tosh you kill me. this made my day.

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