October 25, 2012

That Awkward Moment When...

Your husband finds out that you put a laundry basket in front of the bedroom door in case an intruder comes in while he's working a night shift and then he laughs at you and says "that'll stop em." It sounded like a good idea at the time. so whatever.

You are trying to wash your hair and body with your pinkies/ back of your hands because the rest of your hand is covered in blisters. It was really cute.

While cooking dinner, you run around like a chicken with it's head chopped off because all sorts of things are happening (need.more.counter space.)....meanwhile in the blogger world people are taking pictures of their food while they prepare it. how the heck do they do that? that's a disaster waiting to happen in my life.

You fit in better with the 14 year old Young Women you teach than any adult in the room. ("Girl, of course I've seen that episode of 'Good Luck Charlie.' Who do you think I am?")
...but on a side note you guys, this show is hysterical. My mom thinks so too.

You wonder why no one is parking in the bomb parking spot you managed to swipe, and you think to yourself, "this must be my lucky day." and then come out to your car 20 minutes later and realize there are 200 birds in the tree right above you, just doing what birds do best. Well played grocery store patrons.

Someone finds your secret diary, and they happen to be in it on page 1 through page 65.

not really. I found it on pinterest.

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